Yer Fuckin' Lost, Mate!

I don't know what you think you're up to, trying to find a page like http://gothpunk.com/poems/requests.html around here — it flat-out doesn't exist on this server. What are you, drunk? Or have you just swallowed the Establishment's lies?

Either way, we ain't got that thing. You could try going to this site's main page and looking around to see what we do have... or you could just sod off to your local pub, if you're the kind of bloke that can't be arsed to read our fine content.